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Welcome to my film review blog. If you're looking for a review of a film that's been out for a while then chances are you already know all the details, and just want to know if it sucks or not. So that's exactly what I'll tell you.

Solaris

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Monday, March 1, 2010



Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky. Written by Stanislaw Lem and Fridrikh Gorenshtein. Starring Natalya Bondarchuk, Donatas Banionis, and Jüri Järvet.

Soviet Union - 1972

Two Stars of Review! **

I'm going to put this in third grade essay format:

Solaris is a movie by Russian born director Andrei Tarkovsky. Solaris is a visually stunning film. It is also one of the most shallow and pointless films ever created. It possess philosophical questions that will appeal to idiots. It is also the most boring film ever made. In conclusion if you liked Solaris as anything other than a meaningless visual exercise then you are a pretentious dick.

The end.
Posted by By Arvin Runstein at 11:20 AM
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